Imagine you're Burnie, the mascot for the Miami Heat, sitting there on a quiet Tuesday morning, not bothering anyone, just sipping coffee while reading the newspaper and staring out onto Biscayne Bay. It's the off-season and you're finally looking forward to some much-needed downtime. Then a single tweet fired off from hundreds of miles away ruins your day. Some dude took the time to put together a map. Each of the states is plastered with a corresponding picture of a mascot classified as "most terrifying.
Burnie is the most terrifying mascot from here to the Panhandle. Not cool, man. Totally off base and uncalled for. Not to mention, completely and utterly, factually wrong. It is obviously just for fun. No mascots were hurt in the making of this map. Well, other than feelings. Mascot feelings were definitely hurt. Support the independent voice of Miami and help keep the future of New Times free. Support Us. Keep New Times Free.
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Contact: Ryan Yousefi. Incredibly, Burnie faced 20 years in jail after being charged with aggravated assault and battery. The media ridiculed the case. The woman appeared several times on late-night television.
SportsMascots Wikia Explore. Wiki Content. Explore Wikis Community Central. Register Don't have an account? Burnie Miami Heat. History Talk 0. Appearance The Burnie costume is a full-body suit. Legal Problems Burnie was sued in during an exhibition game in Puerto Rico.
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